1-No farting. That's a third or fourth date kinda thing.
2-Don't laugh too hard at everything he says. He'll think you're crazy or he'll think he's way funnier than he is. Life isn't that amazing....he probably won't be that hilarious.
3-Crack some jokes yourself. Funny girls are hot.
4-A date under an hour is considered a failure. A date under 25 minutes is a great topic of conversation for your next and hopefully longer date :) It's not all bad, my lady-friends.
5-Don't be scared to pay the bill. It's the 21st century people!!
6-Texting the day after the first date is apparently too soon. Nowadays a text message has the same intimacy factor as a phone call. So if you feel like it's too soon to call, it's probably too soon to text.
7-Don't try and push too much conversation. If it's meant to be, you'll have plenty to talk about right off the bat. Don't worry if he thinks you're boring...he's not your soul-mate.
8-A few beers can go a long way. Wherever you are on your date make sure it's within walking distance from a bar. Even if you don't end up going with him (or her) it's a great place to forget your sorrows and wallow in your loneliness afterwards if the date ends up a disaster. Have fun!!
9-Don't dress up too much. He'll probably show up in jeans and make you look too eager.
10-and last but not least....NO FARTING!!